this is copied frm seok's blog.....
So yesterday, I met this fucked up customer (who happened to be the friend of the Noodle stall ex-owner in PJC, all pioneers please take note). So I think he's mad okay. He kept saying he came from NUT. (nuts la) He suddenly became a part-time lawyer. And suddenly became some legal consultant (at home). And he said IRAS means I'm Really an Asshole Sucker. NTUC stands for Never Trust Union Chiefs. Wah so funny leh. And he insulted Sin May with some unknown phrase which we never got to understand. And he claimed tat he would sue IRAS if they called his house cos it's only meant for legal consultation. Wah so scared. So I told him I would take Economics in NUS, and he asked "Economics of Scales?" Whatever la huh. I didn't even bother to retaliate. And he mentioned God. That's why I was angry. In such an insulting manner. Which I shall not repeat cos I really felt very pissed. And he quoted John 3:16 wrongly. I know it's a very well-known verse but please not every "God loves you, God loves the world" means it's from John 3:16.
John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
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we really think tt man is a schizo...the first time he came, all the knn...blah blah complaints....i totally switch off cos i sat the furthest to him...haha....the second time, he became v civilised, ask kr n me to appeal for him...kept saying our help is appreciated....*roll eyes...third time he said all the nonsense n even said sth abt me, " u v....water....deep"....??? so i said, "again?", "can u repeat wat u jus said?"arghh... he jus pretend not to hear me n the noodle stall uncle jus cut in, he noes his fren likes to tok crap....irritiating crazy man...n the noodle uncle told us his got a stall in nus/ ntu? cant remb... we hope tt mad man wont visit us again....
i served a damn irritating woman las wk oso....her tone is like i owe her money or wat....damn irritating n kept giving tt pissed off face....arghhh...she asked a qns tt we r unsure of n had to ask celine or whoever....so i asked her to leave her no. n we will call to tell her when we have the ans...she left the no...n even asked for mine( like i will give her mine)...she said it shld be a 2 way thing...blah blah....ok fine, i gave her the cc no. n wrote down my name oso....*roll eyes....wat i cant stand the most is her sucky tone, expressions n her way of speaking...more suited for scolding pple....we don owe her anything man....she left after tt....shortly, theres a call on the cc phone asking for me....so its her again....she said we nid to be more efficient n there shld be a no. tt we can call to ask the supervisors...*roll eyes...blah blah...n wans me to get back to her by 4 pm the nxt day....the nxt day, i called her....its tt same sucky tone again....told her wat i noe frm patsy....shes asking abt the wbs for her overseas bro...n she expect me to check whether its a overseas or singapore company....dots...i m no fortune-teller nor computer ok....u go ask ur own bro la...if it is, he can apply, if its not, he cant...get it, or there will be penalty for false declarations...of course i said all these in a quite ok tone, unlike hers....i m a cso k...hahaha....
jus yest, theres a arrogant indian who came...he jus start telling us abt the citerias for wbs n kept saying he is eligible for it...he kept repeating he is eligible w a v li zhi qi zhuang tone all the way...crazy, whoever said he is not eligible....told us he worked in the police force, translator at dunno wat govt authority...blah blah, n he jus came back frm US....*roll eyes...we later found out he is back in singapore for 14 mths ald...at first i really cant understand wat hes toking abt...his accent n everything....n the way he toks like he is so great....everything he said jus make me felt like laughing....hahaha...anyway new staff n me smiled, kr was serving....btw he saw...so??...haha...den he complaint tt we dun hav a phone at our counter blah blah, the countries he went all have phone at their counters...act smart, which counter in singapore dun have a phone huh? cant he see tt our counter is only a temp one, so we onli have a table n chairs...n there r 2 phones at the cc counter less den 1m nxt to us....he called his wife to check where he work at....n he returned w some "chicken- scratches" on tt piece of paper...hahaha, ok not really chicken scratches...but definitely unreadable....hahaha, 3 of us spend a moment trying to decipher....den kr said, "sry sir, but we cant read wat u wrote"...ahhaha...i wrote the form while kr spoke to him...before he left, he said he mus have disturb us cos our faces tells it n we mus be angry to meet pple like him( he oso noes himself huh?)...we said its ok....n i said its our job...hahaha, jus treat it as entertainment for us....kimhoek, a cc counter gal told us she felt angry for us when she heard the person saying tt he expect us to check which mths he worked at which company( cos he dun remb) cos its only our job to do tt( blah, it nv was our job ok)....dots, like i say we r nt fortune teller nor computers ok...lol
i dun like to pick up phone calls, we took turns...haha...dun like to speak to those english-speaking, more educated pple who r always more troublesome n thinks they r so right or watsoever...but not everyone is like tt, jus some...haha...n those who requested for a photocopy...i will charge them for it the nxt time....they r always the more attitude n troublesome pple...waste cc resources...waste the queuing pples, cc staffs' time n mine...the other times we would ask the cc pple to help photocopy...think this is not the way...they shld pay for it....
the new staff came on sat...off tt day but i went to visit n help buy lunch for them...initially planning to make fun of him by calling him new staff instead of his name( weichee? frm np, same age as us...) n telling him our new names we invented ourselves....hahaha...kr is cameline, suuu-gar for me n seok is nutsy...lol....we derive these names from the Camel sugar peanuts we always eat....hahaha...but we din did tt la...hahaha...but yest the little gal came to the cc to wait for his dad again...n we tell her our fake names...haha...she believed us...n we even told her lots of crap...hahaha....
the new staff is v quiet....we tried to actively engage him in our conversation but he seems not really interested....the only time he engaged actively is when we tok abt ghost stories...he even dozed off....r we so bored?? haha....we had bread offdose yesterday...haha...we see the new staff(lihao?) replacing kevin working quite well w the cc staffs....haha...hope the new staff make frens w him or jiayong...den he wont be so bored...
las sat...went to visit them den to temple n finally to zhixin's play at np...we bought flowers for her...haha...tingyi realised tt gensheng actually have a dimple....shocked...maybe he lose weight cos of ns...n ty says tt he skin looks like bbq chicken...lol...we took 67 den waited for 184...but we took cab in the end cos we waited too long n going to be late....its a chinese play, zx acted as the mother...haha...while waiting for the show to start, we tried to guess who is the lead frm the leaflet given...hahaha...we so understand gs, he dun like cool gals.... we wanted to laugh when we first saw zx on stage....n ty kept saying the guy who act as zx husband kept chi zx's tofu...lol...a not bad play tho i dun really understand the ending...n theres a really cute little gal on stage oso....haha
went to find zx after tt, chatted a while n took photos...den to bukit timah for dinner....had some indian food....went home after tt...
omg...dimple!
title of the play...
last tues....acc liwei to her mum's workplace again....quite bored after a while cos we cld onli stand n watch the nurses...got dizzy for a short while...think is due to waking up too early, no breakfast, stand too long, plus seeing a patient's sheet wif blood n the nurses wanting to change for him....nursing is not for me...haha...i m scared of everything...theres 2 lady w us oso....one is 36 wif 2 kids another 32, single....they thinking of doing a career switch...theres this nurse from nepal...haha, lw thinks hes handsome....i agree...v friendly oso...went to shop ard after tt....
las mon....met yilin to go klunch at lot 1....haha, jus the 2 of us... saw hanming at the counter....quite nice bento set....we choosed those songs tt we rarely or nv attempted...haha, v fun...some ancient songs oso....n a funny thing happen, the chair sinked in 2 times, worst at my side...lol...den we went bugis to shop...hahaha...after tt, met up wif laoda n ham for dinner at some noodle shop there, chatted a while, den to shop for laoda stuff...took some photos...
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